Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
it's great music for shaving your balls
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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