How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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