they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
I have tasted many bathrooms
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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