Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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