This is the prime rib incident all over again
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
Randomize
