the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
You should frame my arrest warrant.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
Randomize
