i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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