i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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