feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
How many fucks given?
0.12846
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
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