You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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