she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
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