Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
Drunk is not a location!
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
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