And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
No stitches, just platelets and will power
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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