Ambien. No doubt about it.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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