Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
My liver just had a heart attack.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
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