This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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