soooo we both peed the bed last night...
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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