What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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