I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
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