I am going to give you the keys to my place
Then I'll give you the keys to my heart
Gag me
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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