He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
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