haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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