Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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