Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
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