Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
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