I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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