Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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