I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
There r osticjed everywhere
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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