I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
Green mimosas i think yes
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
Randomize
