I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
