But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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