So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
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