Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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