If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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