the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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