lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
