She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
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Do I have a choice?
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Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
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