nut hugger
There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
I'm jealous of your bromance
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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