he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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