i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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