he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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