It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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