Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
Randomize