White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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