Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
Green mimosas i think yes
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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