It's like God shit irony all over that family
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
It's blow job season.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
If I had your ass I would rule the world
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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