is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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