i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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