At least make sure they are 18
Why
I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
Randomize
