By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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