nut hugger
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
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