I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
ugly people sure do ruin things
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Randomize
