i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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