Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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